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Jun. 19th, 2005 @ 02:22 pm HOLY CRAP!!
Wow i can't believe i'm actually writing in this thing. Oh it's been so long livejournal way to long. Anyways. Had a pretty fun weekend. Friday went and saw the famous Lounge Puppets, sorry folks no Lounge Puppets dance this time around but don't you worry there's always next time. So what's with guys in their mid to late twenties who wear band shirts of bands they don't even listen too so that they can "shock" people at a party cause the shirt has a naked chick on it with shit coming out of every hole on her???? Apparently he didn't rebel as a teenager and i just may see this guy tonight i'm going to ask him if he "shocked" anyone. Don't worry i'll keep all of the 2 people that read this updated on this stupid ass guy. :)
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Feb. 5th, 2005 @ 06:28 pm What a sad week
So i was extremely sick last week and due to that my tongue swelled up beyond belief. I couldn't eat, talk drink i was lucky i could breath. On Thursday i ended up going to Tomato Tattoo in Lisle and they told me my tongue was infected and that i needed to get that shit out of my mouth so he took both tongue rings out. It was a really sad day. I've had them for 4 years. It was like loosing a piece of me but i did end up getting another tattoo. Lost a couple piercings but gained a tattoo i think thats pretty even. But i don't miss my tongue rings enough to ever get them redone. So for anyone looking for a good place to get tattooed Tomato Tattoo did a extremely wonderful job and i'll be sure to go back there, it's on the corner of 53 and Maple. The guy that did mine was named Jason. Very wonderful guy and hot. :)
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Dec. 6th, 2004 @ 10:01 am People are so funny
So i just got dubbed two more titles i'm a slut and a whore. WOW! That's a pretty big accomplishment if you ask me. In fact i think i'll have to live this title up and since there are some people that i think i drop my pants for anybody, i already have a head start. But you know what i'm not nor have i ever been pregnant or had any STD's so really i'm not living these titles up to there full potential. Shoot for the stars that's what i always say. Well here's a piece of advice for the day, if your going to talk shit about me or my friends don't say it to one of my co-workers.
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Nov. 22nd, 2004 @ 06:40 pm (no subject)

Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!
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Nov. 18th, 2004 @ 04:55 pm (no subject)
I strike terror among men, i can't be bothered with what they think
I bare my cross, my soul, myself
I forgive....but never forget
I've been put upon this earth in female form but i can handle myself with the best of you as well as the worst and i often have
I have the right to remain silent but i choose to speak, sing, scream
I am lips, hips, tits
I am the power of a woman strong like music true like friendship but without my friends there would be no music....only spoken words
I am able to change so i live without regret, without remorse
I am drunk, I am sober heaven doesn't want me and hell's afriad i'll take over
Don't bother trying to censor me or shut me up because it won't work
I am cold and distant yet warm and close TO THOSE WHO DESERVE TO SEE THAT SIDE OF ME part of me the heart of me
You find me so hard to understand in your world the world you perceive to be so normal
I am deformed...scorned, reborn i am me and i know exactly who i am, what i am, and the wrath i bring
The ugly beauty the lying truth, the virgin whore....the quiet storm, a lover, a fighter, a saint, a sinner, a sister, a daugther, a beginning
I have decorated myself with love, hate, truth...you all of you, both of you, none of you....more than one of you
With lips like sugar, eyes like meat i've watched men come, go and cheat
I sleep to dream, and dream of sleep
I've been crucified, justified and mortified by my behavior both feminne and masculine
I am contradiction and a juxtaposition my relief is my release and only time will tell all's well that ends well i am unsweetened, unclean been called drama queen, ex girlfriend, the tantrum, the temper
I point my finger...take the blame and this time i will own the name
Because nobody is going to ruin me, if i have to i will ruin myself and it will be my ruin FUCKER
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Nov. 18th, 2004 @ 04:51 pm (no subject)
So this day was horrible. Had to put my dog to sleep today. This is the third death in my family in the last 9 months. I'll be so glad when this year is over. You never realize how much a pet means to you until there that sick. And the fact that they can't tell you whats wrong makes it so much worse. Well she's not suffering anymore and i'm happy for that. But i'll miss her.
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Nov. 17th, 2004 @ 12:45 pm (no subject)
Contradiction
F:

Your Beauty lies
in Contradiction. Controversial, unpredictable, and
never what anyone expects.
You appearance and your personality are two
opposite things. Even your
appearance sends different signals to different
people. To some you may look
innocent and sweet, to others you look mysterious
and intimidating at the same
time. No one ever knows what to expect with you.
You are a little bit of
everything all mixed together. You can be watching
the football game with the
guys one minute and the next out shopping at the
mall. You seem to be almost a
different person every time you meet someone, but
at the same time you know
exactly who you are and there is always that one
thing that makes you you. You
enjoy keeping people guessing and people love how
completely unpredictable you
are.



Some Things
That Represent You:



Element:
Fire, Water Animal: Chameleon Color:
Dark Tones, Light
Tones Song: Everything by Alanis Morriesette
Expression:
Half-smile



Gemstone:
Opal Mythological Creature: Gryphon,
Half-breeds Sign:
Gemini Planet: Mars Hair Color: Red
Eye Color:
Brown



Quote:
"Appearances can be deceiving."




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Nov. 16th, 2004 @ 12:50 pm Funny shit

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Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 09:46 am WOW WHAT A NIGHT!!
He came and climbed into bed while i was half asleep, so i was in sort of a dreamy awareness. I had fallen asleep in just my T-shirt and i was on my side, he was behind me, brushing my hair aside, gently kissing the back of my neck, slowly lifting up my shirt. He reached over to fondle my breats, then turned me towards him and kissed me hard and deep while holding my body tight against his so i could feel his throbbing cock pressed against me. As we layed there kissing each other deeply, our bodies pressed hard against each other he started to fondle me through the remainder of my clothes with one hand, while playing with my hair with the other hand. I slowly lessened the kiss and moved away so he could slowly and sensually remove the rest of my clothes, always making sure we were still touching each other showhow. After i was undressed and lying before him naked, he rolled me over and pressed his cock against the soft cheeks of my ass and then leaned forward and proceeded to give me a massage. But not any massage, a massage that was 75% kisses and 25% hands. He started at the nape of my neck and went all the way down to my ass with kisses as his hands gently rub each kiss into my skin. Whenever he was near my neck he couldn't help but nibble on my neck and ears. He kissed me down my arms and up my sides as his cock got harder. With all his moving around his cock as "fallen" between my legs, gently rubbing my inner thighs from my knees to my hot pussy and everytime it gets close to my pussy, he would let it touch and it would start to throub from the touch of my lips and the heat of my pussy. He then started to gently rub my shoulders as his cock moved up and down against the lips of my pussy. He then rolled me over and continued kissing up my body, dragging his hard cock over my pussy and stopping to nibble on my nipples and neck. He sat just above my breats, and grabbed my arms to tie them up, while i tongue his cock ever so slowly. When he finally had my arms so secure that i could barely move, he paused briefly so that i could deep throat him once before he moved back down to put his face between my legs. Slowly he proceeded to lick and kiss the perimeter of my pussy, before diving in to eat me out for an hour. As my orgasms start to peak, he stuck one finger inside me, and continued to add to that until i couldn't take anymore, and my body was jumping while i am pouring from orgasms, begging and whimpering to let me suck his cock more. He hears me whimper and turns me around so that he is straddling my face from above. While he still has three fingers buried inside my pussy, finger fucking me deeply, he lets his cock hang above my lips. He uses his other hand to glide it across my lips; teasing me and then letting me take all of it into my mouth while he goes back to eating my pussy. My orgasms are coming more and more and i can't focus on what i'm doing to his cock. After another 45 minutes, i'm still moaning but unfortunetly i've dried out. He turns around and places his cock in between my tits and slowly pumps in and out while he reaches up and unties my hands. My mind is totally somewhere else, somewhere primal from being pleased so much. The second he unties my other hand i flip him over and get on top of him, thrusting his cock deep into my pussy. I sit and squirm on it trying to get it as deep as i can. He offers a suggestion and lets me know to sit up while i turn around and sit down hard on his cock again and this time it's deeper than before. He knows other ways he tells me, but at this point all i want is it in me, and i can not wait the 25 seconds it would take to change positions again. I start humping him while leaning forward, which gave me a different sensation than i've ever felt before, which brings on another long string of orgasms. I lean back until my back is almost touching his chest and he can see that i'm playing with my clit and tits. I grab his hand and place it on my clit with my hand over his, then i take the other hand and put it on my tits so that all my bases are covered. I'm moaning with such pleasure, that he wonders if i'll cum again. As he fiercely rubs my clit, it soon becomes more than i can take. My body jumps at the slightest touch because of the overpowering sensations. He brushes my clit one last time, and my orgasm cum's so strongly that i nearly collapse in exhaustion. He wraps his arms around me as i start to slump over, and tightly pulls me back against his chest, his cock still deep inside me. My head falls back over his shoulders and he brushes away my hair as to suck on my neck, he tells me in a tortured voice that he is not done yet. I can't respond, as my head is swimming from the pleasure, and in one quick move, and without pulling out of me he rolls us both over onto the stack of pillows to our side. I am lying face down, with the pillows under my pussy, so that i am raised up just enough to take him without moving. I am so dry, but i can only moan in protest and have no energy to stop him from taking more. He pulls out his cock just long enough to coat it with lubricant. Again my body jumps from the slightest touch, but i am sore but the massage feels so good. Before my mind can even catch up, he is on top of me pounding his cock into me harder than ever. I start to scream from pleasure as he fucks me hard for the next half hour. He finally reaches climax, and presses me hard into the bed as wave after wave of his orgasms shoots cum into me. He pulls all the pillows out from under me and we both collapse onto the bed. He kisses me repeatedly, and all i can think of as we both fall into a breif, yet exhausted sleep, is how wonderful his hot cum feels pouring out of me over his softening cock.
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Nov. 3rd, 2004 @ 12:40 pm Hiding
Once again i had to be at work at the crack ass of dawn and remember the hot temp i was talking about? Well i come to my cube and there he is hiding under my desk. Lucky for him i was wearing a skirt and had no underwear on (well i guess that's lucky for me). The great thing about this guy is that he doesn't expect anything in return. So of course like all women i let him go to town. And i was right in my fantasy about him doing things with his tongue no man has ever been able to do before. I swear he was down there for like an hour. If ever i wanted to experience multiple orgasms today was my lucky day. Time got cut short cause all of a sudden some of the office lights came on. So he hurrays to his cube and i can't move cause it was so heavenly fantastic. Man i think i may be coming in early again tomorrow. After all those orgasms it was time for a smoke. I get up and my chair was SOAKED!! I hope and pray that i never loose contact with this man. For i will spread my legs whenever he wants. If only there was a way i could hid him down there for the entire work day. I might have to invest in some curtains to put around my desk ha ha. I hope everyone gets to experience what i did today once in their lifetime.
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Nov. 2nd, 2004 @ 01:07 pm Chapter 2
Ha ha so apparently my life has turned into a romance novel. That's hot. Okay so what else haven't you guys heard about me???? Well i went to the Tesla/Scorpions concert Friday night and if you know me i ALWAYS like to get backstage and most of the time i do. Unfortunately in this case they had a female roadie. And we all know how much i love roadies (ha ha Lounge Puppets). This roadie was hot and had the biggest boobs that were still perky. So i was shootten the shit with her trying to find out who i had to fuck to get backstage to meet Tesla. And low and behold she said that she was the only way to get backstage. Now i'm not into chicks or anything but after 8 tall bud lights anything starts to look good. So it started with a little kissing on the check and then my God she kissed me on the lips. Of course my friend's husband was in the background cheering. This went on for about ten minutes and then i said what the fuck when do i get to meet Tesla? Turns out she wasn't a roadie at all just some horny lesbian. So i punched in her the face. Stupid bitch. So in Loundge Puppets fashion i started yelling i want to fuck someone. My friends husband said you can fuck me. I would of maybe but my friend was standing right there and she looked mad. So i grabbed another beer and we headed to tailgaters. Got to Tailgaters and i get a text from my married lover that says Margaret I love you. Well what the hell do i say about that? So i took a shot of vodka drove to his house and fucked him like there was no tomorrow. Had to run outside in my jacket and underwear cause i forgot the condom in the car. Neighbors liked that show. The moral of this story is that no one updates anymore so i'm reduced to lies to get people to read this shit. Thanks to Rhonda for the lesbian idea. Ha ha ha.
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Nov. 1st, 2004 @ 12:34 pm Wild Morning
Came into work early with just the intentions of getting some work done and low and behold this gorgeous guy that is a temp here was also here early. We were the only two people here and he asked me to go outside and smoke on the balcony. Well it was raining pretty hard outside and it's always been my fantasy to have sex in the rain. So as i was staring into his eyes all i could think about was man i totally want to rip all his clothes off and pleasure him like no other women has (not even his wife). I think he was thinking the same about me. Next thing i know his hands are caressing my boobs and licking my stomach with my pants around my ankles. As his mouth slowly went south i was in heaven. He did things with his tongue that no man has ever done before. It's funny that when it's good nothing matters around you. Neither one of us were even the slit bit worried that more co-workers would show up. As we were kissing under the moonlight i started to unzip his pants and HOLY SHIT! was he huge. I took off his shirt and saw that he had the body of a God and i could hardly contain myself. I never go down on just anyone but i know this guy needed the pleasure of my tongue rings. After minutes of foreplay he pushed me up against the window and inserted himself into me. I've never known a man to be that strong to pick me up like he did. He did everything i wanted him to do to me hard and fast slow and deep etc... I swear to you that i saw fireworks. And by the look in his eyes i think he saw fireworks too. Before you know it we had to get back to work. We got dressed just in time cause 5 minutes later a manager showed up. Nothing like making a fantasy come true. By the way none of this really happened ha ha ha ha. I'm just really bored at work.
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Oct. 11th, 2004 @ 01:16 pm Contest
WOW!! Liz that is a great idea. When does the contest start? I might already be winning ha ha just kidding. Or am i?
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Sep. 30th, 2004 @ 12:33 pm Happy with this answer but isn't he gay?
Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Metin a fish and chip shop
You Have10 children
You Liveswitzerland
Ina tent
You And Your Partner Are Best Known Foryour GIANT shopping sprees
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Sep. 16th, 2004 @ 12:47 pm Interesting


You are a Vampire.

What legend are you? Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox
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Sep. 14th, 2004 @ 12:36 pm Weekend
At least my ankles were warm :)
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Sep. 10th, 2004 @ 01:43 pm Oh Winter
So Winter is slowing approaching and i need to find me a boyfriend since there isn't much else to do but have sex and cuddle. If anyone knows anybody let me know. I do have some standards though:
1. They must have a dick.
That's about it. Oh a job and car is good and oh my if they know how to cook that's even better.
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Sep. 7th, 2004 @ 12:42 pm Drunk Weekend
Wow being drunk for days is great. How did i make it home Friday? Saturday? Sunday? Anyways no drunken tails although Kenyan kissed me good night Friday. That was sweet to bad i've been calling him Kenya ha ha that's a country Mitch tells me. Oops. Taught the bartender how to make a crack-pipe. Had the owner buying us shots of tequila well not me that shit is gross. Quote of the night "Have you ever puked so bad that food got stuck in your nose? Well, i did and just now when i blew my nose a piece of spinach came out and I FEEL GREAT!" ha ha oh boy.
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Aug. 30th, 2004 @ 12:50 pm HA HA
I always knew i was God like now i have the quiz to prove it. Yes!!! :)
The trying to fit in thing is bullshit though.
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Aug. 30th, 2004 @ 12:49 pm I'm God
Stranger in a strange land, you are slowly making this place your home. You are J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter. The last of your kind, you are a god among mortals. Yet all you
Stranger in a strange land, you are slowly making
this place your home. You are J'onn J'onzz, the
Martian Manhunter. The last of your kind, you
are a god among mortals. Yet all you want is to
belong.


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